[ExilesAnnounce] Golden Dildeaux Awards

[Rio]

Dear friends,
 
Nominations for the Golden Dildeaux Awards are in, and a number of Exiles members are nominated.
 
What are the "Golden Dildeaux Awards"? Sponsored by the Golden Gate Guards, they're humorous awards "intended to poke fun at various sexual activities while at the same time providing a unique charity fund raising opportunity." Votes are $1 each, with all proceeds going to the AIDS Emergency Fund.
 
Here are some of the nominations:
- Marilyn, for The "Iron Man" Award (the TOP of them all)
- Bubblin Sugar, and Trinity, for The "Das Booty" Award (the ass that just won't quit)
- Lady Hilary, for The "Velvet Glove" Award (power fisting top)
- Schon Wade, and Daddy Sal, for The "Avatar" Award (likes to watch)
- Gabrielle Antolovich, and Deborah [Isadora] Wade, for "The Devil Wears Off-Ramp" Award (leather fashionista)
- Rio Spooner (yours truly) for The "No Country for Old Men" Award (our favorite silver fox)
- Schon Wade and Debora Isadora [Wade] for The "Modern Family" Award (best performance in a 3 or more-way)
- Lady Hilary, for The "Rainman" Award (golden shower lover)
- Bubblin Sugar for The "IMAX" Award (too big is never big enough)
- The Marine for The "Titanic" Award (the world's largest)
- Vic Germany, DJ Mora, and Rope Wolf for The "Amelia" Award (one really butch woman)
- Trinity, and Rio Spooner, for The "Princess Bride" Award (new cummer of the year)
- Trinity, and Leo Peralta, for "The Champ" Award (hottest current titleholder)
- Adella, and Lady Hilary, for "The Prestige" Award (best all-around sex)
 
As you can see, the Exiles are well-represented among the nominees!
If you'd like to vote, go to http://www.ggguards.com/. Remember, each vote costs $1. You can vote as many times as you like.
The awards will be presented on Saturday, April 23, 2011 from 7 to 10pm at the SF Eagle Tavern.
 
I hope to see you all there.
 
Best regards,
Rio
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